I'll Rewrite The Story Of You and I.

SM: We'll be going to some crazy new places for SS4!
SM: You'll be going to the same places as last time, but we'll be replacing 3 countries omg.
SM: So ya Indonesia, Australia and omo Pranceu will take over Vietnam, Philippines and Malaysia but it's okay because WORLD TOUR.
SM: and you'll go to US for SMTOWN so no need for and SS4 there lol
SM: wait no more Australia? ok
SM: South America? lolz where's that
SM: What's this map you speak of...?
SM: WE'RE INTERNATIONALL BABY 1 2 3 LET'S GO
Super Junior: um
SM: oh don worry we'll be going to Seoul and Japan TWICE

math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.

me: *stays home*
parents: why are you so lazy? get off your ass and do something with your life
me: *goes out*
parents: omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets
me: *eats*
parents: you are ruining your body with that garbage
me: *doesn't eat something*
parents: we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder?
me: *exhales*
parents: don't give me that attitude